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Vimax
Oh boy, you can see it in the screen capture over there… Vimax comes right out and claims that it works 95% of the tim
e. Ninety Five Percent! Do you know of anything that works for 95% of a group of people? Maybe if you went to your grandmother’s birthday party and surveyed all the party guests and asked them if they had a favorable opinion of ‘ol Grandma, you might get a 95% approval rating (just don’t survey my family… Grandma Jean gets about a 17%, and to be honest, I don’t see what my cousins are talking about… and no, the names were not changed to protect the innocent… the rest of the family will think it’s funny that I called out the nasty woman on a Penis themed website!) Where was I? Oh yeah, Vimax… sorry…
Vimax’s claims are also over-the-top. This formula apparently will make you larger, thicker, last longer, smell better, etc… They even claim to make the penis longer in its non-erect state! Really? I’d like to see the person who comes to your house to accomplish that goal (or maybe not).
We also have a problem with the bottle… why does the label look like it was printed on a dot-matrix machine circa 1982? Hey guys, splurge a little and try a color printer next time. This looks like you’re making the stuff in your office instead of a lab.
They also get knocked down a slot for the grammar errors all over the place. Damn it, hire an editor, or write snarky men’s enhancement reviews… but there’s no excuse for putting question marks in the wrong place! They go after a question… not declarative statements… maybe they meant an exclamation point! (just kidding… “point?”). Does the period go outside the parenthesis? Maybe we shouldn’t be pointing out grammar errors… that’s Grandma’s job (and part of the reason she’s running neck-and-neck with Anthony Weiner’s approval rating after the cover-up fell apart).
For those of you who like scrolling down to the bottom to see the summary, scroll no further:
The basic ingredients are there to increase mood, and maybe even help the blood flow a little better, but there’s no way it can live up to the “testimonials” and claims on the site… and really, it works for 95% of the customers? That just doesn’t pass the smell test. Although I did figure out a question that can get a 95% consensus… Ask 100 5th through 7th grade boys if Summer Vacation is too short, you’ll get at least 95% that say “Yes.”
